Score: 7

"One big problem and one not so big problem"

submission: Dragon Boy

date: November 4, 2009

Big problem first. When your going into your inventory, you can still get hit. THAT SUCKS when your swarmed and dying. That killed the game for a me.

The other problem is simply the 2 gold to LOOK at the items. A very minor problem, but just simply annoying.

Score: 8

"I bet. . ."

submission: Glass Fish Rhythm

date: October 14, 2009

I bet this fish tastes a lot like blood.

Score: 7

"Fun, but. . ."

submission: Meat Boy

date: October 11, 2009

I'm sure a lot of people say that the controls for the game suck and are too touchy. I agree, but the game is still fun. It takes steady fingers to play this game and win. Too bad my hands shake.

Score: 6

"Short, but not so sweet."

submission: Stoneage Assassin 2

date: October 3, 2009

The game is a good idea, but it's just way too short for me to give it anything above a 6. It's also easy. There's no challenge to the game, except the first level where if you read the directions too long you get shot.

Score: 10

"Very Fun"

submission: The Arrow Of Time

date: September 20, 2009

Apart from it being laggy on my computer (I know that's not yours or the games fault) It was damn fun. The last boss beat me a few times, cause every time I went to hit it, it teleported. One thing I'd like to know is why do all of the enemies in the futuristic level look like dildos?

Score: 10

"Keinonen, STFU"

submission: Jinx Hentai Parody

date: June 30, 2009

First off, I want to start off and say you obviously have no idea what the word 'Parody' means. It's to mock or poke fun at an original work, something this flash does, and does very well. Just because it says 'Parody,' doesn't mean it has to be funny. But, on a personal view, this flash had it's funny moments.

Second, your shock to there being hentai on the front page. I believe 2 other hentai flashes made it to the front page as well. Yes, they were both Zone's work, but never-the-less, it's happened prior to this release. Calm the fuck down.

My final thoughts on your comment, in defense of this flash, your an ignorant moron. One who can't seem to wrap his head around the fact that there's hentai on Newgrounds and people watches it AND likes it. Just because you don't like something, doesn't mean everyone else here shares your opinion.

Score: 8

"Good."

submission: Dirty Girl

date: June 16, 2009

It was good, I can't really complain.

Score: 8

"Good, But. . ."

submission: Dildo Heroine

date: June 16, 2009

It was godd. The chick was hot, the animation was great, but it's pretty hard to jerk off and play at the same time.

Score: 9

"Great!"

submission: Lovesaber - SE

date: June 16, 2009

It was pretty good. I don't enjoy playing any of the mature games, because, let's face it, it's a tad difficult to play some of these games and jerk off at the same time, but I liked this one.

Score: 10

"SPLAT!"

submission: Starfire Hentai Parody

date: June 16, 2009

That's the sound my cum makes on my keyboard. 10/10, can't wait for Jinxed, Zone.